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Playing with Fire: A Comedy of Horrors
Podium Publishing
Tophet County’s Midnight Carnival has it all: a mesmerizing (literally) Phæras Wheel, the racy delights of Sphinxter’s All-Archonic Peep Show, and the lip-smacking lure of “things which never should have been fried.” It’s the perfect prelude to the witch’s romantic night with her boyfriend, Chad . . . until a creepy fortune teller makes dire predictions with an enchanted deck of Garbage Pail Kids cards, an otherworldly pyromaniac sets the moon on fire, and a shipload of pasta-faced beasties from Lovecraft’s backlist lands on the Dunwich Park softball field.
These unsettling events are only the beginning of the witch’s troubles. Soon, a series of homicides-by-grievous-immolation sets off a county-wide panic.
Things are heating up in Tophet County. The witch will have to tread carefully–or she might just get burned.
The Witch of Tophet County: A Comedy of Horrors
Podium Publishing
The witch of Tophet County has three primary preoccupations: Kentucky bourbon, Amish romance novels . . . and protecting her true identity from the chthonic monsters who rule humanity with an iron tentacle.
Despite her best efforts to get fired, the witch is trapped in a draconian, century-long contract that condemns her to work for the Archons of the Nether Realms in the banal misery of county government. But when she accidentally pleases her many-armed overlords, the Dread Lord of Human Resources curses her with an unwanted promotion. And it involves meetings.
As she enters a new bureaucratic hellscape, the witch is assigned to lead a task force investigating recent attacks on senior Archons. Fortunately, her boss has offered her a deal: if she solves the case, they’ll knock fifteen years off her sentence. And if that doesn’t work out, well, she just might have to find a way to help take down the tentaclarchy–or else be doomed to permanent civil servitude . . .